The 24/7 Phone Floor
what others call an answering service
Every call answered — nights, weekends, holidays — qualified and booked onto your calendar. Zero missed calls.
Your phone is ringing right now. Nobody’s answering it. That call is worth $2,400.
24/7 phone answering, booking, follow-up, and reviews — for pest control operators running 2–20 trucks. You keep your scheduling software. We stop the leaks.
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No contracts. No pitch. Just your numbers.
- Works with your number and your tools
- Live in under a week
- 50% fewer missed calls in 60 days — or month 3 is free
Call record
FRI · AFTER HOURS
9:47 PM
Call comes in. Homeowner — roaches, wants someone this week.
9:47 PM
BugManiacs answers on the second ring. No voicemail.
9:49 PM
Lead qualified, questions answered. The owner’s home after a 12‑hour day — no night receptionist, and nobody at his house has to grab the phone.
9:51 PM
Booked — Thursday, 8:00 AM. Confirmation text sent.
7:02 AM
He still won the job. On the calendar before his first coffee.
One call, start to finish.
Most new-customer calls come after hours. Whoever answers gets the work.
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The call comes in.
Friday night. If it hits voicemail, they call your competitor next.
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It gets answered.
An AI voice trained on your services, prices, and area. Never voicemail.
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The job gets booked.
Straight onto your calendar, confirmation text sent. You didn’t touch anything.
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The follow-up runs.
Text and email until they book or opt out. Most quotes close on touch four or five.
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The review lands.
Review requested at the right moment. The next caller picks the profile with more reviews.
What a normal month costs you.
A worked example. On the call, we run yours.
| The leak | What happens | Monthly |
|---|---|---|
| After-hours calls missed | 15 booked-job calls a month go to voicemail — then to your competitor. | −$5,250 |
| Quotes never chased | “Let me think about it,” then silence. 8 closeable quotes die. | −$2,800 |
| Customers quietly gone | Nobody notices until the account is cancelled. 2 slip away. | −$400 |
| Reviews never asked for | The next caller picks the profile with more reviews. | — |
| Bleeding every month | −$8,450 |
The math
You’re bleeding
−$8,450/mo
BugManiacs Essentials
$247/mo
Back on your books
+$8,203/mo
Earned, not saved — booked jobs, closed quotes, kept accounts. A worked example; we calculate yours before you spend a dollar.
What you get. Named for what it does.
The Never-Drop-a-Lead Machine
what others call CRM automation
First response in under a minute, then a 30-day sequence on every open quote. Nothing falls through.
The Cancellation Firewall
what others call churn prevention
Spots drifting customers and runs the save sequence before they’ve decided to leave.
The Upsell Autopilot
what others call cross-sell campaigns
Mosquito add-ons in May, annual upgrades at renewal. Bigger tickets, no selling.
The Review Engine
what others call reputation management
Every finished job asks for its review at the right moment. Your profile compounds while you work.
The Seasonal Ramp
what others call capacity planning
Surge-ready by spring, paused in the slow months — up to 3 months a year, no penalty.
Keep your tools. We’re the layer in front.
Your phone rings
day or night
BugManiacs
answers · books · follows up · reviews
Your calendar & scheduling software
nothing to migrate
Your techs keep dispatching exactly the way they do today.
Straightforward pricing. No setup fee.
Month to month. Pause your off-season. The first 25 operators lock the founding rate for life.
Essentials
$247$197/mo
$0 setup · locked for life
- 24/7 AI answering — voice and text
- Missed-call text-back, your number
- Booking onto your calendar
- 30-day quote follow-up
- Review engine on every job
- Monthly numbers report
Growth
$497/mo
Everything in Essentials, plus:
- Upsell automation
- Cancellation firewall
- Spring-surge + winter campaigns
- Old-lead reactivation
- Priority support
Scale
$997/mo
Everything in Growth, plus:
- Multi-location
- Custom voice persona
- Commercial account scripts
- Monthly strategy review
Why $247 when generic AI answering starts under $100? Those answer the phone and stop. This books, chases, saves, and asks for the review — and it knows what a termite call sounds like.
We don’t ask you to trust us.
Missed calls cut in half within 60 days — or month three is free. No fine print.
We count voicemails before and after. Not cut in half by day 60? You don’t pay month three. All we ask: let it run the full 60 days.
The questions operators actually ask.
I already use scheduling software. Do I have to switch?
No. BugManiacs sits in front of what you already run. Your techs keep the tools they know.
I’m not technical. How much of this lands on me?
Almost none. We connect your number, train the system on your services, and you approve it before it goes live. One heads-up: registering your number for texting is a carrier requirement that takes a few days — we do the paperwork, you sign off.
Is my operation too small for this?
Two trucks is plenty. One saved job a month covers most of the subscription.
What about my slow season?
Pause up to three months a year. Pay nothing while paused. Come back to everything as you left it.
What if it doesn’t work for my shop?
Month three is free — that’s the guarantee. And there’s no contract holding you.
Who is behind BugManiacs?
BugManiacs is a division of Primare, an American company building private AI systems for operating businesses. Pest control is one of the industries we build for on purpose: real after-hours demand, and owners who’d rather run jobs than run a phone system.
Stop reading. Book the call. See your numbers.
Twenty minutes: your call volume, your fleet size, your average ticket — and the dollar figure you’re leaking. If the math works, we fix it. If it doesn’t, you leave with clarity, free.
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